sweetpeche:

reblog for easter

yes-i-am-lucifer:

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

we love you pete

hallucinists:

i think about this video almost every day and i am so frightened of it

haveabowlofwhore:

don’t ever let this die

irrayditation:

bUNNY

inaPOCKET

THE HUMANS DO IT ALL THE TIME, IT MEANS YOU’RE A GOOD BOY

seriousjones:

cool tricks to share with your kids

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

guy:

me trying to get homework done


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